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How to deal with an annoying child in 1 easy step

Post by Your Mom on Sat Apr 25, 2015 4:06 pm


I'm sure we're all familiar with that child that is so annoying that you want to pick it up by the throat, swing it at around your head a few times, throw it against the wall, jump up down on it's head, stab it in the eye with a blunt pencil, rips its fingers off with pliers and then run it through an old fashioned clothes mangle. You know the type of kid I mean, right?

Well, rather than doing that, which could possibly have some slightly negative consequences, you could try this.


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Post by Tune 440 on Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:13 pm

Probably should have saved some for the kids mom too.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:17 pm

Tune 440 wrote:Probably should have saved some for the kids mom too.

What irony.

I've noticed you lurking for so long so decided to send you a PM. I wouldn't be surprised if the time stamp of your post and my PM were identical.

Also, ironic that I used cereal in the Pm and it looks like it was milk poured over the kid's head.

As to your comment, I have to agree. What a bitch to allow the child to keep carrying on like that without intervening.

Edit to add: Just out of curiosity, I just checked the time of my PM, and sure enough, it was sent the exact same minute as you made your post.

Coincidence?

For other posters, just a FYI, Tune 440 joined about a week ago and has spent quite some time online, but the post in this thread is the first.


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Post by Tune 440 on Sat Apr 25, 2015 10:31 pm

On second thought, it might be better to just leave her alone.

Its easy to see what the next 12-16 years will be bringing her.
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Re: How to deal with an annoying child in 1 easy step

Post by Wolf Pup on Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:49 am

What did he do? It looks like he just took something out of the kids cart.
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Post by Your Mom on Thu Apr 30, 2015 11:58 am

Wolf Pup wrote:What did he do? It looks like he just took something out of the kids cart.

It looks like a carton of milk, which he opens and pours over the kid's head.
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Re: How to deal with an annoying child in 1 easy step

Post by Sarah522 on Thu Apr 30, 2015 12:08 pm

Wolf Pup wrote:What did he do? It looks like he just took something out of the kids cart.

Hi Wolf Pup!

cheers
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