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Great feats of parkour

Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 10:23 am



















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Post by Terpentin on Sat May 16, 2015 4:22 pm

Depopulation can´t come soon enough for some.

If you pay into SS then your money pays for the surgery bills of these nitwits.


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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 4:46 pm

Terps, you grumpy old fart. Of course they're retards, but most teenagers are retards.
Didn't you do stupid, dangerous shit when you were younger? When you were younger?
I know I did! But I've broken more bones in the last year than the rest of my life put together. Admittedly, that was doing stupid shit as well. On the plus side, I self treated so no one had to cover my medical expenses.
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Post by Terpentin on Sat May 16, 2015 5:04 pm

Of course I did.
I could always blame it on the drugs tho.
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Re: Great feats of parkour

Post by NLI on Sat May 16, 2015 7:07 pm

Terpentin wrote:Depopulation can´t come soon enough for some.

If you pay into SS then your money pays for the surgery bills of these nitwits.



SS? who pays that shit?

Depopulation? that's what the vids seem to be showing....it's just happening real slow like.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 7:13 pm

Like the global destruction of cannabis, it's just happening very slowly.
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Post by NLI on Sat May 16, 2015 7:18 pm

Your Mom wrote:Like the global destruction of cannabis, it's just happening very slowly.

people are destroying cannabis?....or time just passes really slow when you are stoned?
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 7:27 pm

I think I've destroyed tons
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Post by NLI on Sat May 16, 2015 7:54 pm

Your Mom wrote:I think I've destroyed tons

I was worried for a sec.....like maybe you were aginst it.

I worked a trim job one year with a kid who helped make this incredibly poor vid....but it's the thought that counts:

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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 8:05 pm

It's cheezy as fuck, but I d

The best weed I've had in Brazil was grown in my spare room with a west facing window. They may have been small, but ...
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Re: Great feats of parkour

Post by NLI on Sat May 16, 2015 8:14 pm

I've worked a few different farms the past 5-6 years.....I'm not a big smoker, but the plant is really fun to harvest and work with.

Gotta cut mine with tobacco or I get really loopy and basically worthless.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 8:26 pm

NLI wrote:I've worked a few different farms the past 5-6 years.....I'm not a big smoker, but the plant is really fun to harvest and work with.

Gotta cut mine with tobacco or I get really loopy and basically worthless.

What sacrilege is this? That's like mixing a pilsner Urquel with lime cordial!

It is, without doubt, my favourite plant on this planet for so many reasons.

I treat my weed like wine wankers treat their wine - the aroma, the smoothness, the effects ... One of my favourite memories from the past is what I called my bitza bowl - bitza this, bitza that. It had weed that hit you instantly, weed that crept up on you and then beat you around the head - an Indica/Sativa blend where you wanted to veg, but your brain wouldn't let you.

Just don't ask about my cookies. 24 hours imitating a couch is never a good experience.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 8:33 pm

I assume you understand the difference in the effects of the Indica and Sativa strains. Modern crosses blur the line, but, basically, one has you so eager to experience and the other has you becoming part of the furniture. I prefer the former! I grew my first as a red-eyed baby 35 years ago.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 8:47 pm

One of my tiny, but oh so sweet, sativas
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 8:51 pm

The coat hangers in the background were used to weight the branches down to allow maximum sunlight on the branches and minimise height.
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Post by NLI on Sat May 16, 2015 9:03 pm

Your Mom wrote:I assume you understand the difference in the effects of the Indica and Sativa strains. Modern crosses blur the line, but, basically, one has you so eager to experience and the other has you becoming part of the furniture. I prefer the former! I grew my first as a red-eyed baby 35 years ago.

yeah, i'm savvy on the difference. most everyone up this way grows the blends because the sativas take too long to mature. the mold sets in and does serious damage.

the growers themselves usually prefer the sativa cause they can smoke it all day and keep working...so they'll have a plant or 2 between them.

i don't smoke except to journey....so the more chronic the better, but the tobacco keeps me grounded. it's the only time i use tobacco.

i think because i've done so many of the 'heroic dosing' of shrooms and aya that it doesn't take much more than half a spleef to spilt my ego anymore.
very economical and less preparation...which i like.

lately i'm finding that a couple of shots of tequila is also acting the same way...which could be dangerous.


that's a nice little plant in the pic.

and cookies? yeah...cookies, brownies etc are dangerous Cool i have a few different bottles of tinctures which are much easier to find a less crippling dosage, but i don't use often at all.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 9:03 pm

And free! Should I mention that during its vegative growth stage, I "personally" fertilised it?
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Post by NLI on Sat May 16, 2015 9:10 pm

Your Mom wrote:And free! Should I mention that during its vegative growth stage, I "personally" fertilised it?

mention it to whom?

mom guano?
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 9:19 pm

Cookies are bitches. Too hard to gauge the effect.

I used to love to go to the cricket with cookies *security cunts couldn't say a word*.
I went, one day with my brother and a weed virgin with my usual cache and we chowed down. After about 45 minutes, virgin started to feel unwell. Thankfully, I was at his side because he began projectile vomiting on everyone below him in the stands Smile
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Post by Your Mom on Sat May 16, 2015 9:23 pm

NLI wrote:
Your Mom wrote:And free! Should I mention that during its vegetative growth stage, I "personally" fertilised it?

mention it to whom?

mom guano?
Kind of, Urine is high nitrogen, perfect for vegetative growth, rubbish for flowering.
Yes, I smoked my piss!
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Re: Great feats of parkour

Post by Tude on Tue May 19, 2015 1:30 pm

We have a parkour gym in town - caught a few of them last Fall running down the street - hopped over cars, wheeled over fences - they were interesting to watch.
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Re: Great feats of parkour

Post by Your Mom on Tue May 19, 2015 1:33 pm

When they get it right, they're amazing to see. When they get it wrong I grimace as I can feel their pain.
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Re: Great feats of parkour

Post by Professor Higgins on Tue May 19, 2015 4:46 pm

Ouch!
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