Your Mom's place

random smiles - daily humour

Page 6 of 12 Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 10, 11, 12  Next

View previous topic View next topic Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:40 am

Cheer up Mac. You may have a face like Medusa, but that's still better than this.
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:17 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:36 am



You have a sick sense of humor, YM!
avatar
Sarah522

Posts : 409
Join date : 2015-03-28

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:42 am





avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:45 am

Sarah522 wrote:

You have a sick sense of humor, YM!  
Why, thank you, Sarah!

It's seems you do as well!
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 11:51 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:35 pm

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 1:37 pm

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Tude on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:35 pm

First official date.

Doorbell:  Ding Dong

Me:  Hi!!! This is going to be fun!!

Him:  Yeah I'm looking forward to it ...



Me:  Hi I'll be right back <skoosh skoosh skoosh>

hehe

I have an acquaintance who broke up with guys the minute the guy's answered the door in their Mother's knitted slippers (oh and they lived with their parents at 30 yrs old), looking over and discovering long ear hair at the restaurant table --- Luv ya Lela.  hehe.
avatar
Tude

Posts : 143
Join date : 2015-04-28

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:40 pm

Tude wrote:First official date.

Doorbell:  Ding Dong

Me:  Hi!!! This is going to be fun!!

Him:  Yeah I'm looking forward to it ...



Me:  Hi I'll be right back <skoosh skoosh skoosh>

hehe

I have an acquaintance who broke up with guys the minute the guy's answered the door in their Mother's knitted slippers (oh and they lived with their parents at 30 yrs old), looking over and discovering long ear hair at the restaurant table --- Luv ya Lela.  hehe.

Are those yours, Tude? I want some!!
avatar
Sarah522

Posts : 409
Join date : 2015-03-28

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:45 pm

Ear hair is something I've been obsessive about for years. I've been a-plucking whenever they've sprouted, but they're sneaky fuckers and masters of camouflage. Nose hair is another one!

You're single?

Best of luck! But with slippers like that ...
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:46 pm

You want to remain single too?
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Tude on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:49 pm

LOL - I have a bf and I would never wear anything like that. LOL. My girlfriend made me aware of it dammit. And I have caught glimpses of ear THATCHES - holy shit - who can you hear!!!!????!!!

I was a virgin and totally unaware hairy ear syndrome and Lela killed it. Now I have side glances to people on the bus to nose and ear hair.

DAM YOU LEEEELLLAAA! HEHE
avatar
Tude

Posts : 143
Join date : 2015-04-28

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:51 pm

Faith is restored!
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:54 pm

When I see hirsute ears and noses, I have a perverse desire to make secret sortés and wantonly pluck.
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 17, 2015 6:13 pm



And beat off in the bathroom and praised themselves for their Christianity.

Jon has only killed 56 racoons since his wedding, but Darla has killed 127. This has nothing to do with our chastity vows she maintains as she chewed on the microphone boom. Jon was more phlegmatic and ate the the cameraman! Sometimes Christianity requires sacrifices, he mused as he eyed up the anchor!
avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:35 pm

People are so strange.  Doesn't their Christian belief remind them of the very reason marriage was intended?  Ya know, go forth and procreate and all that?  

:scratching head:
avatar
Sarah522

Posts : 409
Join date : 2015-03-28

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:08 am

English, almost nailed it!

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:19 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:21 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:23 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:40 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Sun Jul 19, 2015 5:45 am

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Sarah522 on Sun Jul 19, 2015 11:31 am

avatar
Sarah522

Posts : 409
Join date : 2015-03-28

View user profile

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Your Mom on Mon Jul 20, 2015 3:32 pm

avatar
Your Mom
Admin

Posts : 2172
Join date : 2015-02-26

View user profile http://yourmomsplace.ipbfree.co.uk

Back to top Go down

Re: random smiles - daily humour

Post by Sponsored content


Sponsored content


Back to top Go down

Page 6 of 12 Previous  1, 2, 3 ... 5, 6, 7 ... 10, 11, 12  Next

View previous topic View next topic Back to top

- Similar topics

 
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum