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Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:09 pm

The unnamed protagonist in Fight Club summed up it perfectly.




(one of my favourite films)

I've slept a total of 10 hours this (more or less) this week for various reasons reasons and I'm taking the faggot's way out. I do not and will take pharmacological solutions, but prefer the real man route instead - strong beer, perhaps augmented by distilled cane spirit, but, fuckit, I'm gonna sleep more than 3 straight hours tonight!

If I póst anything apparently weird, understand that is my rationale, not my excuse. Alcohol does not change our behaviour, merely removes our self imposed barriers that prevent us from expressing what we truly feel.

Why do I eschew pharmacological solutions? Because fuck big pharma and bong on Klingon and beer tastes better (though cachaça is way more effective - I find an uncontrolled mix works best for me - and doesn't make me want to kill every songbird who has decided it's time to get up, along with everyone I have nominated as arsehole of the morning. 

As an aside, the morning call of the cockerels here, usually starting about 3:30, really sound like they are cursing in porkandcheese.
For example, I hear "Filho da puta", and "Vai tomar no cul", which are soooooo appropriate - son of a bitch and go and get fucked!
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Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:13 pm

The smile on my face as I contemplate at least 6 hours sleep, would turn you butch guys into faggots and make all you ladies fall eternally in love with your mom.
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Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:23 pm

What about natural solutions? Alteril cured me of it.
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Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:23 pm

What a great movie to watch to fall asleep to. I found it on daily motion and the first advertised movie there was Reservoir Dogs; that would't be even better to put me to sleep as it's the only movie I've ever walked out of in a theatre as it bored me to tears. But I want my falling asleep asleep to be a pleasant experience, not one that made me harbour thoughts of turning Quenten Tarantino into piranha food and thus keep awake!
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Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:31 pm

Sarah522 wrote:What about natural solutions?  Alteril cured me of it.  


Alteril?

What is this demon potion you mention?  (Of course, my search skills have been rendered useless due to laziness)

Actually, my preferred method has always been natural; natural antibiotics, natural remedies for all ails, but I need at least a modicum of an excuse for my love of all ales. lol!
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Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:34 pm

Actually, surprisingly or not, when I am next to a woman who I feel a total affinity with (could this be otherwise termed love?), Insomnia has never been an issue!
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Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:39 pm

Alteril is a combination of tryptophan, melatonin and Valerian.

http://www.amazon.com/Alteril-Sleep-Aid-Natural-Tablets/dp/B009G3HKKK/ref=sr_1_3?s=hpc&ie=UTF8&qid=1436575116&sr=1-3&keywords=alteril

Or.

Just get a girl, silly.

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Post by Your Mom on Fri Jul 10, 2015 9:52 pm

You don't understand Rio; Everyone here is always looking to see how they can profit from their interactions; this is the nature of Cariocas (Rio natives) and it it makes it difficult to trust both sexes. However, this is not true of all Brazilians, by any stretch, but I have yet to meet a Carioca where this was not the case.

I will look into your links and scour the road of lonely hearts for someone born outside Rio. but yes, pussy is always the answer to (and, usually, the cause of) all man's problems.


Just a wee question; should we stop sexting in public, or are you so liberal you can say fuck the nay sayers?
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Post by Sarah522 on Fri Jul 10, 2015 11:09 pm



My days of sexting are looong gone!
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:47 am

Sarah522 wrote:

My days of sexting are looong gone!  
You've stopped living|!

Let's sex it up, baby!
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:20 am

Woo hoo,  I've just slept another 4 hours; I'm stoked!
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Post by Tude on Mon Jul 13, 2015 4:07 pm

<yawn> I had a few travelers this weekend - 3 kids and 3 dogs (plus my three cats and bf dog) busy apartment!! Busy the whole time talking and cooking etc - as soon as they left yesterday (5:30 pm) I grabbed the channel changer and went to bed - terribly tired. And unfortunately fell asleep. 12:30 am - I am now wide awake. yay. And the cats decided it was going to be their night. Tabby went from window to window howling -- then proceeded to jump over me repeatedly (I caught him good pushed him off), little siamese - I mean she's a wringing wet 5 lbs - but she has the most GRUESOME HOWL - I had to sit up and see WHO DID THAT!! - and the big siamese reminded me all night that I did not feed him his little bit of soft cat food. He likes to head butt my head then reach out with his paw and grab my hair and meow. And then one would pick on the cry baby tabby and jump to window sill and thump back down. This went on till 6:30 am till they finally laid down. Putting their food and water outside my door tonite. stay out. I'm very tired.
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