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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 4:32 pm

I was just on the street and offered my services as an English teacher for free to the AK 47 wielding bandits. I was somewhat surprised when my offer was rejected. Why? I asked, feeling perplexed! The guy I was talking to patted his waist - where a pistol was secreted - and said I am a bandit. I said so what? And he replied completely honestly and without emotion that he would not not live to see see his 25th birthday and English was therefore useless to him!
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Post by Terpentin on Sat Jul 11, 2015 5:37 pm

I don´t like defeatist attitudes.
The thought of a different life does not occur to him? Why not?
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:12 pm

That was my thought, too. And i tried to offer the benefit of my experience as to why he should view life through different eyes.

Actually, that was my motivation.

One can but try, and what harm is there in that?

I figured that if i`m in the middle of this shit, the least I can do is offer my experience to my neighbours.

Unfortunately, our altruistic actions may not always result in the ends we envisage ( I found this out when I tried to give a little money to the child of a neighbour and was forced to explain my actions this afternoon)
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Post by Frigg Stuyvesant on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:21 pm

Shit you can't give it away on 7th avenue!

Uh Huh!
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:23 pm

Frigg, you goddamn handsome bastard! Great to have you here!
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:28 pm

Your Mom wrote:Frigg, you goddamn handsome bastard! Great to have you here!
You do realise that I was only referring to your beautiful Av, right?
I`m not gonna be wanting to hump your leg any time soon.
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Post by Frigg Stuyvesant on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:40 pm

Can you put a button on the front page that takes you directly to the forum topics and threads. Too much work trying to just get to the topics..FFS or maybe I am blind and stupid.

Like a big red button that takes you to the thread titles?

And I don't like crusts on my toasted sammies.
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:44 pm

Well, I can`t cut your crusts and, fuck me, I`ve tried, but I haven`t figured out if it`s possible to add a button to take you to the front page! This forum software sucks!

I`m actually thinking of migrating!
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Post by Frigg Stuyvesant on Sat Jul 11, 2015 6:58 pm

Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
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Post by Your Mom on Sat Jul 11, 2015 7:15 pm

Of course they migrate!

In Brazil, there are two words, coco and cocô.The first means coconut and the second means shit. Let us not confuse the two.

Actually, Brazilian porkandcheese pronunciation is fraught with danger; especially after the new orthographic changes.

In the past, accents showed how to pronounce words, but as they've been removed, pronunciation is a dicey subject. I  had a migraine once and didn't know how to express it in porkandcheese, so I used google translator, which gave the word enchecueca. With no accents, I explained that I had enchecueca, which, translated, meant I had fill my underwear. This really confused the lady I was with and she became reluctant to get close to me. Cueca, pronounced kweka, is underwear. Cueca, pronounced kecka, is part of the pronunciation for migraine. With no accent, how is a foreigner supposed to know how to pronounce it?
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Post by Sarah522 on Sat Jul 11, 2015 10:07 pm

Your Mom wrote:Of course they migrate!

In Brazil, there are two words, coco and cocô.The first means coconut and the second means shit. Let us not confuse the two.

Actually, Brazilian porkandcheese pronunciation is fraught with danger; especially after the new orthographic changes.

In the past, accents showed how to pronounce words, but as they've been removed, pronunciation is a dicey subject. I  had a migraine once and didn't know how to express it in porkandcheese, so I used google translator, which gave the word enchecueca. With no accents, I explained that I had enchecueca, which, translated, meant I had fill my underwear. This really confused the lady I was with and she became reluctant to get close to me. Cueca, pronounced kweka, is underwear. Cueca, pronounced kecka, is part of the pronunciation for migraine. With no accent, how is a foreigner supposed to know how to pronounce it?

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Post by Macdougal on Sun Jul 12, 2015 4:01 am

The mom probably thought you were a pervert trying to buy her baby. Or rent.

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Post by Terpentin on Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:40 am

Your Mom wrote:That was my thought, too. And i tried to offer the benefit of my experience as to why he should view life through different eyes.

Actually, that was my motivation.

One can but try, and what harm is there in that?

I figured that if i`m in the middle of this shit, the least I can do is offer my experience to my neighbours.

Unfortunately, our altruistic actions may not always result in the ends we envisage ( I found this out when I tried to give a little money to the child of a neighbour and was forced to explain my actions this afternoon)

Well, I can kinda understand folks being upset about money offered...pride thing.
I can´t however understand people who don´t take charge of their reality. Unless he isn´t forced to do what he does, its only up to him.
If he is a bandit he wants to be one, which begs the question...why?

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Post by Terpentin on Sun Jul 12, 2015 6:44 am

Frigg Stuyvesant wrote:Can you put a button on the front page that takes you directly to the forum topics and threads. Too much work trying to just get to the topics..FFS or maybe I am blind and stupid.

Like a big red button that takes you to the thread titles?

And I don't like crusts on my toasted sammies.

It took me a while too...the writing to the right of the reply button (bottom left side) saying "Your moms place" links back to the main page.


Nice to see you Frigg cheers
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Post by Frigg Stuyvesant on Mon Jul 13, 2015 5:44 pm

It is nice to see all of you too. I have missed you guys.

I am on another self exile from a place where I just canna stomach.

Where I am tempted to say "bad things"
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