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Post by Kanigo2 on Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:36 pm

She had this cat for 17 fucking years and lately it's been sick and all we get when we take it to the vet was the bill$ and explanation the cat was getting older/

Every fucking time it was another $90 so after she went t work this morning I took the cat to the vet (again) and instead of paying endless bills I had it put down. Death came easy and painless to the fucking animal.

When she got home I told her "your fucking cat died this morning" and she started whaling and crying shit then ran off and locked herself in the bathroom with her fucking cell phone. Up to this time I thought the dead cat was kind of funny until she called the vets office, I really thought nobody would be there, and some lady answered telling her I ordered the fucking cats death. Now my girlfriend is really pissed and wants me out.

When I asked her what I should do with her dead cat in my car trunk she really lost it and starting throwing shit around even after I told her I would have the cat stuffed and she could keep it forever. Go figure!

A fucking cat?
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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Kanigo2 on Wed Jul 22, 2015 10:37 pm

I tried flushing the carcass down the toilet like a goldfish....and now I'm standing in a half foot of water with. A sobbing harpy in the other room...
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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Your Mom on Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:52 am

Yeah, behaviour like this can have a detrimental effect on human beings with human feelings.

I'd like to think you were not being serious, merely trolling for a reaction and this is how I choose to take your words until proof of otherwise. And I'm not talking Flynn proof.

What page on your script is this, I'd like to double check?

Fool me once and I kill your cat; fool my twice and your psychopathic GF kills me!

Try a little harder, Kan; knee jerk reactions are for, well, knee jerks!

Have I got a story for you!
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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Your Mom on Thu Jul 23, 2015 12:57 am

Fail!



Sill, have to admire your tenacity.
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Post by Terpentin on Thu Jul 23, 2015 4:55 am

You could have sold it to the chinks takeout down the road and told her it ran away, but nooo...

You are a cruel man, Kan.

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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Your Mom on Thu Jul 23, 2015 10:41 am

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Post by Emma on Mon Jul 27, 2015 4:39 am

Three weeks ago I had to put down my 18 year old cat that I'd had since a kitten. I didn't expect to cry but watching my dead cat lay on the table after the shot was pretty sad.

You've done your girlfriend a favor and I don't mean putting down the cat. It's best to know what you're dealing with and cut your losses as soon as possible!
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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Kanigo2 on Mon Jul 27, 2015 11:13 pm

You could have just called me Emma-I coulda handled it:)

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Post by Emma on Tue Jul 28, 2015 1:43 am

Are you the surfer dude that was doin' the Mavericks? Memory fails me ATM. Surfer dude was contemplating leaving his GF to go surf the world. I used to live in HMB.
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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Kanigo2 on Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:49 pm

Ummm, no:)


You can google my nick, I've been around
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Post by Your Mom on Wed Jul 29, 2015 10:06 pm

K2 as a surfer dude? Nah, don't see that unless his surfboard is made of metal promissory notes or, even better, the real thing! However, gold and silver surfboards may float on currency and fiscal crises, but the ocean?
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Re: So anyway, the GF issue...

Post by Emma on Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:05 am

Kanigo2 wrote:Ummm, no:)


You can google my nick, I've been around

I recognize your nick from Dutch Donation Dump but I'm too lazy to google.
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